Sep 12, 2012

10 Things You Should Do Right Now


Currently addicted to Thought Catalog and here's a post I was inspired by today..

30 Things You Should Do Right Now.
I've picked my top 10

1. Floss. Shut up about blood and it getting stuck in your teeth or a general fear of dentistry and just floss.

2. Sell your microwave. You’d be shocked how much healthier you eat when you have to clean a pan after every meal.

3. Read books. Don’t blow your money on a Kindle under the premise that it’ll make you read more. Reread a book you were forced to read in high school and go from there.

4. Drink chamomile tea. It’s good for nearly every part of your body. Stop hoping one more cup of coffee will halt the shaking and you’ll magically end up on the other side of sanity like Buddha during a fast. Drink some calming, honey-laden tea and think for a second.

5. Read your local news. What’s going on in Syria or Mitt Romney’s hair is important, yes, but it doesn’t really affect your everyday life. Like it or not, you are subject to traffic reports and crime rates much more than you are to Paul Ryan.

6. Drive through that area of town everyone tells you not to. Poor people are not hiding in foreign countries; they just shop at a different store than you. Don’t be a tourist, but don’t hit “Detour” on your Garmin when you leave the safety of gentrification.

7. Find an appliance in your home and take it apart, then put it back together. I wouldn’t suggest your computer or Tivo, but maybe your toaster or alarm clock. Realize what goes into the things around you that make your life so easy.

8. Remember that you live in this world, not your own, and reality has a way of biting you while your back is turned. It doesn’t play by rules and doesn’t give a shit about your dreams or plans. Be prepared. Don’t panic. 

9. Try new things sexually. Set some boundaries, but be open to most anything.

10. Write something every day. Doesn’t matter if it’s a bitch-fest against your roommate or the philosophical ponderings brought on by an episode of Breaking Bad. Write a review of everything you encounter: sandwiches, intersections, elevator music. Realize that no matter your stature, about 1% of what you write will ever be seen by anyone but you



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Sep 1, 2012

Vajazzle - No, thanks

Recently my new waxist asked me if I was interested in Vajazzle....... I politely declined after initiating a fairly feminist driven argument explaining why I would never want to Vajazzle my pubic bone. She countered my arguments by saying that most women do it for fun (really?!) and that they do it for themselves.... Again, really?! 

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LIE THERE FOR  AN HOUR (or more!), JUST FOR SOME WEIRD DIAMANTEE STICKY THING?!

I don't really understand where the idea of sticking loads of small diamantee on your pubic bone came from and how it became so popular? For me, it's just another way of rejecting 'the natural' and sexing up our private parts. Making the ugly beautiful. I completely reject that - why ruin an area of our body which produces so much pleasure with shiny, diamond-esque object? Surely that detracts from the 'main aim' of the area. 

Maybe these women who vajazzle aren't comfortable with their pubic area or what comes with it so they need to be distracted? That's quite depressing... There are many more ways of distracting yourself and vajazzling ain't one of them... 

Women already feel pressured to be completely hairless about 90% of the time (10% is just the 'grow back' phase) and now we're being asked if we want to vajazzle, bleach and tan our pubic area. I just want to be left alone and I don't want 100000 more options.

I would be genuinely interested to know women who have got it done and who are into Vajazzling their private parts. Pray tell, why do you do it?

NB. Apparently the most popular ones this year are:

THE UNION JACK - to celebrate the Queen...and anything else extremely British 
















    THE OLYMPIC RINGS.... #London2012



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SLUT cure

This is a brilliant video, really highlighting importance of 'Legitimate Rape'...Check out what it can do for YOU, you slut. 




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